how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party



That;s funny because I own an xbox, and xbox 360 nintendo fucking wii, a playstation one, and I have a vagana. my BROTHER on the other hand has a playstation 2 and a psp. I got COD Black Ops for graduation, he got off probation. FUCK YOU.

this is my favorite post on the internet thank you rebeccasallyturner

Shamelessly promoting my 100% street style blog!


sometimes i go through my blog pretending its not mine and admire it


*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG